All Entries in the "My Advice, Get a Gun" Category
My Advice on World of Warcraft
q: Dear Precious, What is the best Hunter Spec for farming fire elementals? a: Dear reader, Get a gun.
My Advice on Pesky Cyclists
Q: Dear Precious, Is it okay to open my car door when a pesky bicyclist is about to pass? A: Dear reader, Yes. My advice, get a gun.
My Advice on Girl Pants-Wearing Poofters.
q: Dear Precious, My boyfriend likes to wear those tight girl’s pants. Do you think he’s a poofter? a: Dear reader, He’s only as gay as you make him.
My Advice on Scientology
q: Dear Precious, I have a chance to play in Beck’s band. Is it worth it even though I will have to deal with Scientology crap? a: Dear reader, Yes. Scientology is one of the bestest religions we have around. If you’re gonna believe in a higher power, why not make it an alien?
Advice on Finger Injuries.
Alessandra here. I’m sitting here with Precious talking about a recent injury I had where I dropped a chair on my finger and it went numb for three hours. Her advice: Next time drop the chair on you whole hand, that way you can pick up hot pots without burning yourself.