q: Dear Precious,
What is the best Hunter Spec for farming fire elementals?
a: Dear reader,
Get a gun.
Archive for the ‘My Advice, Get a Gun’ Category
My Advice on World of Warcraft
Thursday, June 25th, 2009My Advice on Pesky Cyclists
Friday, June 19th, 2009Q: Dear Precious,
Is it okay to open my car door when a pesky bicyclist is about to pass?
A: Dear reader,
Yes. My advice, get a gun.
My Advice on Girl Pants-Wearing Poofters.
Friday, June 19th, 2009q: Dear Precious,
My boyfriend likes to wear those tight girl’s pants. Do you think he’s a poofter?
a: Dear reader,
He’s only as gay as you make him.
My Advice on Scientology
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009q: Dear Precious,
I have a chance to play in Beck’s band. Is it worth it even though I will have to deal with Scientology crap?
a: Dear reader,
Yes. Scientology is one of the bestest religions we have around. If you’re gonna believe in a higher power, why not make it an alien?
Advice on Finger Injuries.
Saturday, June 6th, 2009Alessandra here. I’m sitting here with Precious talking about a recent injury I had where I dropped a chair on my finger and it went numb for three hours.
Her advice: Next time drop the chair on you whole hand, that way you can pick up hot pots without burning yourself.